Keeping the Peace: Hilarious Solutions to Everyday Relationship Annoyances
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With Men Is EVERYTHING Always Just Really About Sex?
Interracial Dating: A Day in Detroit's Gaze
When Being Nice Sabotages Your Relationships
The Art of Compromise in Relationships
What Dating Game Says About Women
The Unspoken Rules of Dating Reciprocity
Dating and The Church
Faithful Dating in Modern Times
Can You Really Be a Relationship Expert?
Why All Relationship Advice Is Bullsh*t
Why Finding The “Right One” Is All About Luck
Huh? What the f*ck does that mean? Why would you do that. I shut my service off in June and you ran me a tab for July anyway? Why does this make sense. Actually, who gives a f*ck, could you please take care of it.
Her reply? Well, sir, I think you should go ahead and pay the bill and IF WE OWE YOU A REFUND, WE’LL SEND IT TO YOU.
Scrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
So let me get this right. You want me to pay for service that I didn’t use, at a place I no longer live, for an account that I shut down over a month ago…and IF YOU OWE ME A REFUND, YOU’LL SEND IT TO ME??? This makes sense to you?
Her: Sir, I realize it may sound a little odd, but that’s my recommendation.
Me: Ma’am, I need you to say that out loud to me. What you just told me to do. I need you to say it, in that order THEN tell me it makes sense coming from your mouth. You see where I closed the account right?
Her: Yes sir, and I understand, but that’s the only way to avoid going to collection.
Me: (at this point, I’ve reached boiling point, extinction level event) You’re threatening my credit right now when you all are the ones who have TOTALLY screwed up here? And you want me to wait for a refund? Wait…you all ALREADY OWE me a refund on this account. Can you see it?
This is August remember, still short of my 6-8 week timeframe, but August.
Her: No sir, it shows here that you owe us $400.
Me: Yo, there is no way in f*ck I’m paying that money when YOU have proof in your system that I closed the account.
Interracial Dating: A Day in Detroit's Gaze
When Being Nice Sabotages Your Relationships
The Art of Compromise in Relationships
What Dating Game Says About Women
The Unspoken Rules of Dating Reciprocity
Dating and The Church
Faithful Dating in Modern Times
Can You Really Be a Relationship Expert?
Why All Relationship Advice Is Bullsh*t
Why Finding The “Right One” Is All About Luck
Huh? What the f*ck does that mean? Why would you do that. I shut my service off in June and you ran me a tab for July anyway? Why does this make sense. Actually, who gives a f*ck, could you please take care of it.
Her reply? Well, sir, I think you should go ahead and pay the bill and IF WE OWE YOU A REFUND, WE’LL SEND IT TO YOU.
Scrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
So let me get this right. You want me to pay for service that I didn’t use, at a place I no longer live, for an account that I shut down over a month ago…and IF YOU OWE ME A REFUND, YOU’LL SEND IT TO ME??? This makes sense to you?
Her: Sir, I realize it may sound a little odd, but that’s my recommendation.
Me: Ma’am, I need you to say that out loud to me. What you just told me to do. I need you to say it, in that order THEN tell me it makes sense coming from your mouth. You see where I closed the account right?
Her: Yes sir, and I understand, but that’s the only way to avoid going to collection.
Me: (at this point, I’ve reached boiling point, extinction level event) You’re threatening my credit right now when you all are the ones who have TOTALLY screwed up here? And you want me to wait for a refund? Wait…you all ALREADY OWE me a refund on this account. Can you see it?
This is August remember, still short of my 6-8 week timeframe, but August.
Her: No sir, it shows here that you owe us $400.
Me: Yo, there is no way in f*ck I’m paying that money when YOU have proof in your system that I closed the account.
Début de l'événement
22.11.2024
Fin de l'événement
22.11.2022