The Husband List
Description
The Surprisingly Solid Dating Advice From Kanye West
How To Please Your Mate
Rearranging The Deck Chairs On The Titanic of Love
Ridiculous Dating Advice That’s Totally True
Things Men Do That Women Probably Hate
Things I Think I’d Hate About Women If I Were a Man
What Single People Get Wrong About Marriage
Chicken Livers and Relationship Drama
Why Splitting Costs Isn't Splitting Love
The Instant Turn-Offs That Will Get You Cut Off
So, what exactly makes a guy “husband material”? What characteristics do women look for when they’re handing out that “lifetime partner” label? Seems like it’s not as cut-and-dried as some might think, and to be honest, the criteria aren’t as complicated as they’re made out to be.
Men have the “wifey-type” designation all figured out, but women? Women act like they’ve got a 12-page manifesto when it comes to selecting a husband. So, let’s break it down and strip away all the nonsense, shall we? I’m going to give you the top three things women secretly look for in a guy they can lock down. Grab a pen; this is important.
Morning Competence Let's be real: most men, if asked, would say they want someone who looks stunning at all times—preferably in a string bikini while holding a baby goat or something. But women? They’re looking for something else. It’s about waking up next to someone who doesn’t look like they just emerged from a swamp, sure, but who also doesn’t ruin the vibe by immediately demanding coffee and a full-on “guy friend” pep talk. A husband doesn’t need to look like a model at 7 a.m., but he better not be a trainwreck either. Women like a dude who’s got his stuff together first thing in the morning—whether it’s because he can actually get out of bed without groaning like he’s in a death metal band or because he’s got a game plan for the day. If you wake up, have a coffee, and start talking about your fantasy football league before your feet hit the floor? You’re probably not husband material.
Being Unfussy Here's the thing: no woman wants a high-maintenance man. If you're the guy who wants five-course meals every night, can’t handle a little dust on the coffee table, or has a list of demands that could rival an A-list celebrity’s green room, you’re toast. A true “husband” can roll with the punches. He doesn’t have a meltdown over missing socks or complain about the temperature of his food. The "I’m just here for the ride" attitude is one of the most underrated qualities in a guy. Because, let’s face it, no woman wants to spend the next 50 years of her life asking, "Why is your shampoo bottle always in the middle of the shower?" Keep it simple, keep it chill, and you'll probably make it on her husband list.
The Ray Allen Syndrome Much like men appreciate a “wifey-type” who can play a supporting role and shine in her own right, women look for a husband who’s willing to put his ego aside for the greater good. In sports terms, think of Ray Allen. The guy went from being an all-star to playing a diminished role in order to help his team win a championship. That’s what women want from a husband. They don’t need the guy who’s obsessed with being the “star of the show” or the center of attention all the time. What they need is the man who knows how to step up when necessary, but can also chill in the background and let his wife take the lead when the situation calls for it. It’s the difference between being a solo act and part of a team. And believe me, if you can rock the "I’m in it for the team" mentality, you’re more likely to snag a ring than a guy who’s too busy trying to be the next big thing on Instagram.
Of course, there are a ton of other qualities that play into the “husband material” discussion—things like loyalty, emotional availability, and, let’s be real, not looking like a total mess after a bad day. But if you don’t nail the basics—morning competence, the ability to stay unfussy, and not being obsessed with your own shine—you’re probably not making the list.
So, next time you're wondering why your “husband potential” is being questioned, take a good look in the mirror. If you’re still struggling with your wardrobe, or you think your bachelor pad is a good enough substitute for a real home, you’ve got a lot of work to do. Until then, maybe dial back the whole “she’ll just have to love me for who I am” approach. A woman will love you, but only if you're, you know, capable of being a functioning adult who knows how to handle the basics.
And remember, fellas: no woman’s going to want to spend the rest of her life with a guy who’s still trying to figure out how to operate a dishwasher.
How To Please Your Mate
Rearranging The Deck Chairs On The Titanic of Love
Ridiculous Dating Advice That’s Totally True
Things Men Do That Women Probably Hate
Things I Think I’d Hate About Women If I Were a Man
What Single People Get Wrong About Marriage
Chicken Livers and Relationship Drama
Why Splitting Costs Isn't Splitting Love
The Instant Turn-Offs That Will Get You Cut Off
So, what exactly makes a guy “husband material”? What characteristics do women look for when they’re handing out that “lifetime partner” label? Seems like it’s not as cut-and-dried as some might think, and to be honest, the criteria aren’t as complicated as they’re made out to be.
Men have the “wifey-type” designation all figured out, but women? Women act like they’ve got a 12-page manifesto when it comes to selecting a husband. So, let’s break it down and strip away all the nonsense, shall we? I’m going to give you the top three things women secretly look for in a guy they can lock down. Grab a pen; this is important.
Morning Competence Let's be real: most men, if asked, would say they want someone who looks stunning at all times—preferably in a string bikini while holding a baby goat or something. But women? They’re looking for something else. It’s about waking up next to someone who doesn’t look like they just emerged from a swamp, sure, but who also doesn’t ruin the vibe by immediately demanding coffee and a full-on “guy friend” pep talk. A husband doesn’t need to look like a model at 7 a.m., but he better not be a trainwreck either. Women like a dude who’s got his stuff together first thing in the morning—whether it’s because he can actually get out of bed without groaning like he’s in a death metal band or because he’s got a game plan for the day. If you wake up, have a coffee, and start talking about your fantasy football league before your feet hit the floor? You’re probably not husband material.
Being Unfussy Here's the thing: no woman wants a high-maintenance man. If you're the guy who wants five-course meals every night, can’t handle a little dust on the coffee table, or has a list of demands that could rival an A-list celebrity’s green room, you’re toast. A true “husband” can roll with the punches. He doesn’t have a meltdown over missing socks or complain about the temperature of his food. The "I’m just here for the ride" attitude is one of the most underrated qualities in a guy. Because, let’s face it, no woman wants to spend the next 50 years of her life asking, "Why is your shampoo bottle always in the middle of the shower?" Keep it simple, keep it chill, and you'll probably make it on her husband list.
The Ray Allen Syndrome Much like men appreciate a “wifey-type” who can play a supporting role and shine in her own right, women look for a husband who’s willing to put his ego aside for the greater good. In sports terms, think of Ray Allen. The guy went from being an all-star to playing a diminished role in order to help his team win a championship. That’s what women want from a husband. They don’t need the guy who’s obsessed with being the “star of the show” or the center of attention all the time. What they need is the man who knows how to step up when necessary, but can also chill in the background and let his wife take the lead when the situation calls for it. It’s the difference between being a solo act and part of a team. And believe me, if you can rock the "I’m in it for the team" mentality, you’re more likely to snag a ring than a guy who’s too busy trying to be the next big thing on Instagram.
Of course, there are a ton of other qualities that play into the “husband material” discussion—things like loyalty, emotional availability, and, let’s be real, not looking like a total mess after a bad day. But if you don’t nail the basics—morning competence, the ability to stay unfussy, and not being obsessed with your own shine—you’re probably not making the list.
So, next time you're wondering why your “husband potential” is being questioned, take a good look in the mirror. If you’re still struggling with your wardrobe, or you think your bachelor pad is a good enough substitute for a real home, you’ve got a lot of work to do. Until then, maybe dial back the whole “she’ll just have to love me for who I am” approach. A woman will love you, but only if you're, you know, capable of being a functioning adult who knows how to handle the basics.
And remember, fellas: no woman’s going to want to spend the rest of her life with a guy who’s still trying to figure out how to operate a dishwasher.
Début de l'événement
21.11.2021
Fin de l'événement
21.11.2021